erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
It's pretty bad when the convenient store clerk can tell you that you're earlier than usual for visiting the store.
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
I asked the subway guy how many cookies he thought I could smuggle into the bar. He said it looked like a 6 packer. he was correct
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
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