is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
Oh, honey. If you're seeing a girl just for the sex, never doubt that she knows and she's doing the same thing. We're not stupid, we're just craftier than you.
I'm going to give blood tomorrow. Prepare yourself for pictures and a cynical poem about the heart and its level of tangibility.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
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