Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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