she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
Why does my car smell like burnt toast?
I take it you don't remember trying to make grilled cheese with your cigarette lighter...
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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