He is such a slut. More and more my type.
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
I need a secretary to manage my drinking schedule.
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
my mom told me that she didn't count me in the census because im a waste of life anyway.
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
You coming home soon, man?
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I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
I feel like a monkey keeps fucking me in the ear with a trombone as a dick.
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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