I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
I just want nice things and good sex
I should have known it wouldn’t work. Someone saved in her phone as “Subway Sex” called the week before the wedding
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