I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
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