I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
he pissed his pants, and she still wants to hook me up with him. I try not to date guys with bladder control problems... Unless they're loaded anyway.
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
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