I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
I thought my dog was a polar bear. I kept asking how the north pole was this time of year.
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
They've already turned me into the Dean of Students once because they felt 'unsafe' because I came home hammered and asked one of them to make me a grilled cheese sandwich. Like, I just ASKED!
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
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