Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
I know you won't see this for awhile, but I had to tell somebody, and you're like the only person who won't judge me for having an accidental erotic encounter with General Tso's chicken.
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