So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
I just crashed on my couch and have no intention of ever getting up again
I will be over with a bedpan and beer
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
The girl who comes up after me always strips to Lana Del Rey. I didn't think working in a strip club could be any more depressing.
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
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