can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
so i woke up to her 8 year old asking for a bowl of cereal...
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
I'm trying to think of how to explain to the dentist tomorrow that I think I pulled my jaw muscle eating pizza while drunk.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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