No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
Apologies for hacking your facebook and posting that picture of you passed out hooked up to the IV...but we were sat with you on the ER floor for 3 hours, it got boring
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
Randomize
