If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
Noooo. I told you she WAS a cancer. Not that she HAS cancer. This was the one time being a doctor didnt get you laid you alcoholic bastard
Can we just focus for a minute on the fact that I HAD MY FIRST LESBIAN ENCOUNTER.
Right. How rude of me to inform you that you're going to be an aunt.
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
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Lobby closes at 2 AM on Thursday, but everyone walking still wants food... I could run a "Taco Bell Taxi" when I clock off at 2 and charge a dollar to give drunks a ride through drive thru.
Someones thought of a way to afford tuition.
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