i don't like sucking hair
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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