let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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