omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
captain morgan taught me last night that resee's puffs are way better when eaten straight out of the sink.
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawnmower thinking of you
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
Randomize
