..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
Fine line between drunken accidental sleepover with your best friend's lab partner and gay sexathon. I did a cartwheel over that line. A CARTWHEEL THAT LANDED IN HIS LAP
Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
Worst. Date. Ever. He peeled a layer of bread off his mini burger buns because they had "too many carbs".
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
Please don't give away my fajitas
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
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