At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
Um of course I blew him. He brought me a shamrock shake. It was two o’clock in the morning on St. Patrick’s Day. There was no smoother move basically. He totally earned that head.
I asked for a steak knife but the waitress could see in my eyes it was a bad idea
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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