That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
You should really come over right now. There's hot construction workers across the street. I'm gonna go pour beer on myself in a bikini on the sidewalk. See you in 5?
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
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