Where is the hickey?
TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
Today I ate a sandwich and half my molar fell off, feels like a semi sprayed into my jaw.
I wish i was spraying into your jaw.
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
If there's so much of a hint of a whisper from somebody I didn't tell personally, I will cut off your balls with a chainsaw, cauterize the wound with a flaming rusty spoon, feed your balls to your dog, and feed them to you when he shits them out, capiche?
Is adulthood just morning sex and then walking through the grocery store 20 min later looking for something to take to work for lunch?
...and then running into your dad at said grocery store...
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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