question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
: am i supposed to send the mass text 'merry christmas!' to my booty calls too?
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
Just saw a half naked, drunk, 6th grade math teacher throwing small children around to the Titanic soundtrack.
What kind of wedding is this and why wasn't I invited
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
Woke up this morning on my doorstep in a basket with a branch, a lipstick lightning bolt on my head and a sign that said "the boy who lived." i love you guys.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
If anyone could figure out how to pee on someone's soul, it would be you.
You always know what to say to make me feel better.
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
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