at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
god I wish I could record you sometimes, you're so neurotic
I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
I had a dream that chipotle was out of burritos... Was more like a nightmare.. Gotta go make sure it wasn't real now
her roommate was in the bathroom for over an hour so i volunteered to take the dog out and i shit in the bushes
He may or may not be blacked out. We put him to sleep in the community bathroom. He's wrapped in your blanket and he's already puked on it twice. Using your blanket was my idea. Maybe next time you'll ask before taking my vodka.
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
Please remind me next time not to call the ex who cheated on me to cry about the ex who forgave me for putting him in prison. It would be much appreciated.
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
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