Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
If Billy Mays did an infomercial on your dick, it still wouldn't get you laid.
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
Hot guy next to me on the flight lives near my grandparents. There’s a 100% chance I end up drunk and naked in his hot tub
Happy Thanksgiving to me!!!
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