I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
Sometimes the most spiritual fucking thing to do is punch somebody in the face.
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
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