Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
I'm making presurgery martini's. You need to be here.
The sales associate looked at me funny for wobbling in the heels i was trying on until i told her i was trying to see how well i'd be able to drunk walk in these tonight
I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
Siri makes being stoned even easier. I don't even Have to type my texts myself
Though I typed a half of that one
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
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