sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
it's like heaven, but drunker
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
I got so drunk I thought my tennis court was a corn field so I laid in it and ate pizza
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
I was so drunk I asked my mom if she had always been my mom or if it was someone else for a while
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