If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
My landlord showed my apartment to a prospective tenant today and I had my vibrator and gun both chilling on my nightstand
We are planning a drunk snapchat treasure hunt for tomorrow, and the treasure is his penis, this is a game I'm not willing to loose.
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
Someone just asked me if I was chewing red hot gum.... I'm LITERALLY SWEATING OUT FIREBALL.
I've never known a porn star before
There's not even an emoji for this
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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