This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
it looks like my getting laid tonight is going to depend on my knowledge of native birds. this is a weird party
I'm like five sips away from making a Craigslist post for true love and mustaches. My family is going to disown me tonight.
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
I fell asleep after the worst sex of my life and now I'm snowed in with him. SEND HELP. CALL FEMA. GET ME OUT OF HERE.
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
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