Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
It's not my fault. Someone keeps buying me tequila shots. Idk who. But every time I look down there's another. I think there's a conspiracy.
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
just imagine me sitting naked on a toilet with a fully-clothed dude i havent seen in 2 years, trying to make normal conversation except that im covered in blood and he's helping wipe me down while i try not to pass out because blood makes me NERVOUS. And he's apologizing and i'm apologizing.
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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