If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
So as you were leaving, you leaned on the table too much and 3 glasses slid and fell to the floor. You then looked at me and said "To be honest, glass isnt that expensive anyways" and stumbled out of the bar.
As I walked across the lawn after the party got busted, an officer told me to chug my beer before I left the premises.
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