I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
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