the guy working at the drive-thru just asked me if i wanna bang after he gets off work tonight.
given your current drought situation, im genuinely curious to know what your answer was
i told him maybe and gave him my number. sad? probably. but even if the sex is bad maybe i'll get a free burger out of it
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
At the ER. Dropped bottle lead to cut foot which led to me drunk hitting on doctors. Not going well.
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
She has the best kind of daddy issues
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
Randomize
