btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
Ok thats great. so just to recap: you fucked a billionare in his penthouse last night, and I had a glass of wine on the toilet.
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
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