So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
Randomize
