But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
Please tell me you woke up next to the hot one cause his ugly friend is still snoring in my bed and my favorite panties are ripped.
Wingwoman of the year. I'll buy you dinner tonight and a new thong. It was THAT good.
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
Put viagra in his coffee. I did that with Geoff last month and three hours later I had bitten through a throw pillow and gotten a noise complaint from a neighbor
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