can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
I hit her tiny dog with a horseshoe an hour ago. Her and her mom cried as it laid on the ground shaking. Im drunk.
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
So I wake up to my ex girlfriends underwear hanging from the ceiling fan and the only thing i can think of is "what time is the game"
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