just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
Jarrod's passed out on the chair with a cup of milk and I've been staring him down in an attempt to use telepathy to make him spill it. Attempts unsuccessful.
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