My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
I feel like now would be a good time to apologize for vomiting in your eye
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
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