perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
I just racked up a fucking ginormous hospital bill because I came so hard I had an asthma attack
I cam home to find him twitching on the floor, surrounded by unopened condoms and covered in cranberry sauce (yes I tasted it) while Thundercats was playing.
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