on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
Circle jerk is a real thing. It looks like five innocent virgins in a closet at my brother's bar mitzvah. Yeah, I walked in on that.
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
Yes, you can glue plastic eyes to my dick and take pictures while I'm asleep. If you tell anyone I said you could do that Ima fight you.
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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