I admire a woman who can maintain dignity while puking after too much whiskey
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize
