I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
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