yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
so, i drunkenly called my religious roomie because i was lost and told her if she couldn't come find me, jesus would condemn her to hell for not leading me to the light .. too much?
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
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