yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
she was definitely wearing a bumpit. i think it was the hollywood bumpit. i told her that i lived with my parents to get outta taking her home.
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
My dad just called from upstairs on the house phone to tell me to bring him a beer. You tell me how I am.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
You brought us all personal gifts you had stolen from the party and bellowed "hoes hoes hoes, clepto Santa loves you"
I don't deserve a penis
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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