Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
MY LIFE IS A TRAINWRECK THATS ON FIRE BUT SOMEHOW STILL MOVING, I HAVE THE RIGHT TO SCREAM OUTSIDE AT 2AM
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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