I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
Just woke to a Christmas wrapped pack of hotdogs in my bathtub. How high did we get?
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
I am drunk. Riding an elevator. You can smell the beer. Doctor on with me just smiling at me... He agrees, fuck cancer.
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
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