Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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