No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
I didn't notice because vodka
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
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