You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
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