Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
And then I cried about the Cubs for a half hour. If my dignity hadn't already been lost by that point in the night, it sure as hell was then.
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
My breath smells like gin and sadness
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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