my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
high enough to want to lick peanut butter off of Michael Buble's vocal chords as he serenades me.
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
She asked if I wanted to "Mormon Motorboat" her, which I guess is just motor-boating her through her cloths. Turns out I did.
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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