doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
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