So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
Stealing vibrators from Walmart together was when I realized you'd be my Maid of Honor.
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
Fuck you guys, I'm trying to nurse my hangover and eat my chicken tenders in peace.
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
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