eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
Do you remember when I jumped into your arms and you farted?
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
I found a video of myself completely naked on my phone giving a drunk tutorial on how to shit properly while blindfolded. Did you record it?
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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