i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
The next time you try to involve a tickle me Elmo in my orgasm, I'm leaving you
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel?
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
I'm sexting with a 20 year old that has a foot fetish... This is what Sailor Jerry drives me to do.
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
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