love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
the people of mcdonalds are all starring at me & this dude like they know we just slept together
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
Why Weren't you wearing pants?
because pants are for people with no imagination
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
I successfully navigated a full, lengthy interaction with my dad in which he never asked me if I was freshly baked. 10 points.
I banged a guy named Robbie last night and in the middle of sex he begged me to scream santos. I'm pretty sure I just screwed a dude with multiple personalities.
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
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